Of fertility and Starlight libido...*snickers madly*
*snickers* I remembered this Sena-san when you just commented about Taiga, Hikaru and their daughter...whoo! Had this lying around my computer for the Pregnant!Yaten fic that I never got to finish. Enjoy!
“WHERE IS HE?? WHERE THE HELL IS THAT IDIOT WHO DID THIS TO ME!!! GET HIM IN HERE!!”
“Yaten-chan, please. Just breathe.”
“Breathe?…BREATHE?? AOI, I WANT TO KILL, DAMN IT! AHHHHHHHHH!”
“Just keep on breathing please, Healer-sama.”
“HE IS NOT TOUCHING ME AGAIN! NEVER, NEVER AGAIN!!”
“Now Yaten, I know you don’t mean that.”
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON HIM! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON HIM—“
“Easy, easy!”
“All this blood…I think I’m going to be sick…”
“Miku-chan, you could leave if you want.”
“Breathe, Yaten. Breathe. Remember what you learned before? Yes, just do them now.”
“I wish I could just breathe, Kami. Breathe…breathe…breathe…DAMN YOU SEIYA!! YOU ARE FOREVER SLEEPING IN THE COUCH, DO YOU HEAR ME???!!!”
“Yaten…”
“May I be excused?”
“It’s amusing how you’re a senshi and not stand seeing all this blood, Miku-chan.”
“Thank goodness I am not married or pregnant yet.”
“And you better wish that you never will be, Miku-san. Or else, pray that you don’t get—AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!! HOW LONG DOES IT HAVE TO TAKE FOR A BABY TO COME OUT, DAMN IT???”
“Now, now Yaten…”
“Oh SHUT UP, Aoi! It’s not my fault I can’t be a saint when I’m in labor LIKE SOME PERSON I KNOW!!”
“Take no offense to what she says, Keeper-sama. It’s pretty normal. Why, I remember when I was in labor—“
“Could we PLEASE stop the GOD DAMNED CHATTER FOR ONE MINUTE??? Saki-san, really, I don’t give a damn about how foul mouthed you were when you were undergoing labor and for the record, I MEANT EVERYTHING I SAID! SO SEIYA IF YOU’RE LISTENING, YOU IDIOT, YOU WILL BE SO SORRRRRRRRRY!!!! AND I HATE YOU ALL, YOU HEAR ME??”
“…It’s just the pain talking, Aoi.”
“But she hasn’t spoken to me like that before…”
“Even more blood!”
“Caster-sama, yes, please. You may leave if you wish.”
“Yes, go now Miku. Shoo.”
“Bye, bye!”
SLAM!
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!”
“Hang in there, Yaten.”
“It makes you wonder doesn’t it? She has given birth before.”
“Well, all babies are different after all.”
“Yes, and Akio is such a good boy.”
“Pretty large but just popped out like its no problem.”
“But Yaten is twice as large I think with this one here….”
“Do you want to know what Seiya said to me one week ago?”
“Sure, Yaten-chan.”
“He said I should be happy that I was large…SINCE IT HAS ONLY BEEN THE ONLY TIME THAT I’VE REALLY BEEN LARGE AND NOT THE SHRIMP THAT HE KNOWS! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!! THAT IDIOT! I’LL KILL HIM WHEN THIS IS OVER!!”
“He shouldn’t have said that.”
“Tactless as ever, well that is Seiya-san for you.”
“Insensitive creep…”
“That he is.”
“I’LL KILL HIM!”
“We’ll even back you up. Ne Yuri-san?”
“Could you tell me why I married him again?”
“For his charming and debonair smile?”
“His large heart?”
“Because he could give you lots and lots of babies? Yes, I knew it when I saw him. Such a fine specimen of a man, I just knew he was fertile.”
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